I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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whose ass print is on the piano?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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