can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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