It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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