Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
When are your genitals available?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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