On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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