Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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