Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
