I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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