did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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