He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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