i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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