we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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