Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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