i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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