im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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