I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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