Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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