so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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