Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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