i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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