He disabled his match.com account in front of me
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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