just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
