I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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