He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
sex in a hospital.. check
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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