So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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