And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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