Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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