You can't motorboat a personality
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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