I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
