if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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