It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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