its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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