whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
vagina is talking i cant
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Randomize
