I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
we should paint friendship bongs
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