its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I am available for nakedness
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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