i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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