He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
