Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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