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  (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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  (734): Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception... http://tfl.nu/2wqa
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  (806): View more from Texas

  This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.

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  (806): This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night. http://tfl.nu/k0hc
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

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  (843): I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome? http://tfl.nu/1lt0
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  (808): View more from Hawaii

  Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.

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  (808): Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face. http://tfl.nu/bml8
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  (228): View more from Mississippi

  Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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  (228): Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis. http://tfl.nu/q40e
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  where do you find these guys?

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  (413): he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight' (860): where do you find these guys? http://tfl.nu/yte1
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

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  (215): by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING http://tfl.nu/y31l
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.

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  (304): Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill. http://tfl.nu/pwe1
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.

  (1-724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it

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  (724): My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe. (1-724): I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it http://tfl.nu/uinn
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  (917): View more from New York City

  You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida

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  (917): You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida http://tfl.nu/cyih
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.

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  (781): I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt. http://tfl.nu/aqol
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through

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  (773): The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through http://tfl.nu/5p20
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  (763): View more from Minnesota

  I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.

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  (763): I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm. http://tfl.nu/0q0k
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.

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  (416): When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up. http://tfl.nu/8mpv
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  (760): View more from California

  You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.

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  (760): You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture. http://tfl.nu/bfcz
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