Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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