it wasn't lemon gatorade
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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