i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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