I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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