Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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