YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am mentally ready for anal.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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