I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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