i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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