I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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