I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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