OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
