community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I supernannyed him into submission
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.