She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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