This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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