Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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