Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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