she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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