susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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