i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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