Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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