If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I want to make a zoo with you.
kristin has been a bad kristin
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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