Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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